yo granny jokes

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

yo mama jokes

yo mama so ugly it took her 3 hours to get an estimate on her hair!
yo mama so fat she coundn't fit in the car!
yo mama so fat she took the whole space in the car!

Yo Granny Jokes

Yo granny so old she waited tables at the last supper!
Yo granny so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds!
Yo granny is so old her birth certificit said EXSPIRED!
When your granny was born the doctor slapped her parents!
Yo granny's blood type is RAGU!
Yo granny's glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she sees people waving!